AGM - The Theatre Royal

Neville's AGM Photos

Excellent Photos Neville!!!

Thanks Hildie for forwarding the pictures to us.

Luv Murphy xx and Dora xx

AGM - Tanfield Railway

For Lexophiles (Lovers of Words)..

Lexophiles

1. A bicycle can't stand alone;

it is two tired.

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2. A will is a dead giveaway.

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3. Time flies like an arrow;
fruit flies like a banana.

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4. A backward poet writes inverse.

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5. A chicken crossing the road:
poultry in motion.

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6. When a clock is hungry it goes back
four seconds.

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7. The guy who fell onto an upholstery
machine was fully recovered.

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8. You are stuck with your debt
if you can't budge it.

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9. He broke into song because he
couldn't find the key.

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10. A calendar's days are numbered.

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11. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

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12. He had a photographic memory
which was never developed.

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13. The short fortune-teller who escaped
from prison: a small medium at large.

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14. Those who get too big for their
britches will be exposed in the end.

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15. When you've seen one shopping
centre you've seen a mall.

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16. If you jump off a Paris bridge,
you are in Seine.

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17. When she saw her first strands of grey
hair, she thought she'd dye.

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18. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

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19. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

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20. Marathon runners with bad shoes
suffer the agony of de feet.

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21. The roundest knight at king Arthur's
round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

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22. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan
island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

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23. She was only a whisky maker,
but he loved her still.

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24. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from
algebra class because it was a weapon
of math disruption.

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25. No matter how much you push the envelope,
it'll still be stationery.

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26. A dog gave birth to puppies near the
road and was cited for littering.

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27. Two silk worms had a race.
They ended up in a tie.

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28. A hole has been found in the nudist
camp wall. The police are looking into it.

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29. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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30. I wondered why the baseball
kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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31. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab
centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

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32. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse

said, 'No change yet.'

A.G.M. at Birkheads Secret Gardens

Compared with Petrol......

Compared with Petrol...... Think a gallon of petrol is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz £1.29 .. £10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz £1.19 ...........£9.52 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz £1.25 ....... £10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid 12 oz £3.15 ...... £33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6 oz E8.35 ... £178..13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4 oz £3.85 . £123.20 per gallon Tippex 7 oz £1.39 ....... . £5.42 per gallon And this is the REAL KICKER... Evian water 9 oz £1.49..£21.19 per gallon! £21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.) You don't even want to compare it with perfume or after shave. Ever wonder why printers are so cheap? So they have you hooked for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink at................. (you won't believe it....but it is true........) £5,200 a gal... (five thousand two hundred pounds) So, the next time you're at the pump,be glad your car doesn't run on water, or Tippex, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink!

Please pass on this information to your email contacts

Here is something everyone should read. Particularly for those who send out lots of emails to friends. If you don't, you may be hurting yourself and your email contacts.

Please read to the end.

By now, I suspect everyone is familiar with www.snopes.com and/orwww.hoax-slayer.com or www.truthorfiction.com for determining whether information received via email is just that: true/false or fact/fiction. All three are excellent sites.

Advice from Snopes.com -- Very important!

1) Any time you see an email that says forward this to '10' of your friends, sign this petition or you'll get bad luck or good luck, you'll see something funny on your screen after you sent it. It almost always has an email tracker program attached that tracks the cookies and emails of those folks you forward the mail to!

The host sender is getting a copy each time it gets forwarded and then it is able to get lists of 'active' email addresses to use in SPAM emails or sell to other spammers. Even when you get emails that tells you to send the email on if you're not ashamed of God/Jesus .... that's email tracking! They're playing on our conscience! These people don't care how they get your email addresses - just as long as they get them. Also, emails that talk about a missing child or a child with an incurable disease 'how would you feel if that was your child' .......they are all email tracking!!! Ignore them! Don't participate!

2) Almost all emails that ask you to add your name and forward on to others are similar to that 'mass letter' years ago that asked people to send business cards to the little kid in Florida who wanted to break the Guinness Book of Records for the most cards. All that was to get names and 'cookie' tracking information for telemarketers and spammers - to validate active email accounts for their own profitable purposes.

You can do your friends and family members a GREAT favor by sending this information to them; you will be providing a service to your friends, and will be rewarded by not getting thousands of spam emails in future!

If you have been sending out (ie. FORWARDING) the above kinds of email, now you know why you get so much SPAM!

Do yourself a favour and STOP adding your name(s) to those types of listings, regardless how inviting they might sound, or make you feel guilty if you don't .. it's all about getting email addresses - nothing more! One email doing the rounds for the third time is the whales being killed on a beach in Denmark. Email address of every one who forwarded that are now with the spammers!

You may think you are supporting a GREAT cause - YOU ARE NOT! Instead, you will be getting tons of junk mail later and very possibly a virus attached! Plus, you are helping the spammers get rich!!

Also, email petitions are NOT acceptable to the White House, Congress, UNESCO, UNICEF or any such organizations. To be acceptable, petitions must have a signed signature and full address of the person signing the petition. So this is a waste of time and you're just helping the email trackers.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, DON'T FORGET TO:

1. DELETE other people’s email addresses BEFORE forwarding emails that you receive.

2. When forwarding/sending email, send as b.c.c. so that the other receipients' email addresses cannot be seen or tracked.